young, broke and beautiful

Watching “The In Crowd” (2000). Worst bangs...

Dec 31st

“Beijing is like an athlete trying to get into shape by...”
— Beijing’s Olympic Quest: Turn...

Dec 31st

“You feel the urge to call someone a douche over one million...”
— Thrillist : You Are A...

Dec 30th

Kenny: EWWW
Kenny: erectile dysfunction commercials make me gag
Me: lmao
Kenny: they're soooo gross
Kenny: old people shouldnt have sex
Kenny: at all
Kenny: they shouldn't even think about it

Dec 29th

Day-mares? Awake-mares?

7:00 am. Still up thinking. I sometimes imagine the worst possible scenarios, and they play out...

Dec 29th

Theme-ing

Looking at so many other well-designed tumblrs makes me think that I, too, can do the same. Not the...

Dec 29th

I love presentation. If it’s good, it’ll make...

Dec 29th

Baking cookies at three thirty in the morning. It’s...

Dec 29th

JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank Only 2 left in...

Dec 29th

Pssst! Wanna Go to College for Free?

Dec 28th

“Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get...”
— How To Decide Who to Marry: By...

Dec 28th

BC Football is on ESPN

Dec 28th

Blair Waldorf would not approve. Via youknowyouloveme.org

Dec 28th

Christmas present to the BF

Dec 28th

L Train

While on the train, I was sat next to a model (who’s name I remember fully because he said it...

Dec 27th

Laundry time

Dec 26th

indexed: So once you’re all leveled up, than what? —...

Dec 26th

Christmas is sort of depressing

I’ve been watching NY1 since I turned on my tv a few hours ago, and even though I’m all...

Dec 25th

While waiting I painted my nails a pretty Christmasy color

Dec 25th

I’ve been here less than a week and my room is an...

Dec 25th

Best technology-related moment of this...

IsItChristmas.com and IsItTueday.com both say YES! In other news, Merry Christmas!

Dec 25th

It looks like the big penguin is violating the smaller one

Dec 25th

Santa cheats on Mrs. Claus

Dec 25th

Santa and me

Dec 25th

Santa came to visit (or rather, one of my cousins dressed up...

Dec 25th

Watch

Dec 24th

My sad puppy. We have to leave her because we’re going...

Dec 24th

Merry Christmas!

Dec 24th

Santa is still quite popular. The line to see him/take a...

Dec 24th

Watch

“Jamie Lynn Speaks Out!” This just made my morning.

Dec 24th

Dec 23rd

Cookies! Although I wish they had fun shapes in the middle....

Dec 23rd

Maslin legging… Leggings that are supposed to look...

Dec 23rd

Holla Back NYC

Dec 23rd

Drinking and eating ice cream cake at the top of a building

Dec 23rd

Ziplock bag lamination

Dec 23rd

This ad almost revealed too much…

Dec 22nd

I really don’t like movies that take advantage of the fact that technology has advanced so...

Dec 20th

George Lopez Show

George: Yeah I broke a lot of hearts in my day too.
Angie: What are you talking about? I'm the only girl you ever dated.
George: Not in front of the boy! He looks up to me!
George: Demasculate me, why don't you?

Dec 20th

I’m home! I’m home! I’m home! I’m home! I’m home! I’m home!...

Dec 19th

no!!! jamie-lynn!

Dec 18th

if your grandparents had their own facebook. — yourdp

Dec 18th

Sex Diaries - New York Magazine's Daily...

Dec 18th

I have just finished writing the longest paper of my life. It’s 4:40. I might post bits of...

Dec 15th

Explosm.net… genius.

Dec 15th

“I think what I was saying was… Nope that wasn’t...”
— Meg

Dec 15th

I get dumb after midnight

Meg: (looking at her coke bottle) What? This isn't 100 calories.
Meg: Oh wait it's per serving, and this has 2.5 servings
Me: Oh, so 120 calories right?
Meg: Um no. Since when is 2.5 times 100, 120?

Dec 15th

“I don’t even understand when Stefan says, “buenos días.”...”
— Meg

Dec 15th

PornForGirlsByGirls.com  Join now (after careful weighing...

Dec 14th

My Spanish teacher gave us the poem below on the last day of class on Monday. As much as I dislike...

Dec 14th

Aprender a aprender (Learning to learn)

Después de un tiempo, uno aprende la sutil diferencia (After some time, one learns the subtle...

Dec 14th

Winter Wonderland

Dec 14th

Is it wrong I’m excited about this?

Dec 13th

Watch

Who wouldn’t want to be Matt Ryan?

Dec 13th

Dec 12th

Pepper Ann was too skinny

Ryann: Pepper Ann is bulimic.
Ryann: Pepper Ann sees a nutritionist.
Ryann: Season finale, Pepper Ann dies of malnutrition.
Kerrie: Pepper Ann was too cool for eating AND seventh grade.

Dec 12th

Writing portfolio. I disconnected my internet 2 hours ago....

Dec 12th

Merriam-Webster's Word of the Year 2007

Dec 12th

“I really like that Jesus was born and we get to have...”
— Alyssa

Dec 12th

I heart American Apparel

Dec 12th

A Gamer's Manifesto | Cracked.com

Dec 11th

I Can Has Cheezburger?

Dec 11th

Gross.

Dec 11th

Wise words

Dec 11th

MTA: Hop on board vintage subway train. I can’t wait...

Dec 11th

This was the first time i stepped foot in that library. I...

Dec 11th

I sometimes forget the line between what I can post here, and what I can post in my other more...

Dec 11th

“No one’s had the best relationships in the past....”
— Lauren Conrad (Yes, I watch...

Dec 10th

I sometimes hate how the internet is considered a form of communication. I now understand why some...

Dec 10th

It’s weird how it’s been colder...

Dec 10th

I just realized that, if I wanted to, I could probably spend all of my time until Friday morning at...

Dec 10th

Watch

I really have to go out and see this movie.

Dec 9th

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Dec 9th

“I’m sorry I made you mad. Everything you do for me is...”
— Verbal Vulnerability from here...

Dec 8th

I want to stop being a whiny college student, because I know college is supposed to be hard, but...

Dec 7th

This is what my paper consists of right now. It was due...

Dec 7th

Barbara Walter's 10 Most Fascinating...

10. Justin Timberlake 9. Bill Clinton 8. The founders of MySpace: Tom Anderson and Chris DeWolfe...

Dec 6th

Will Ferrell to BC: 'Be funny or die'

Dec 5th

Meg was clearly cold.

Dec 4th

I feel sick. I wish I had someone to take care of me. I want finals to be over and I want to go...

Dec 4th

Explosm.net

Dec 4th

Overheard in New York

Wife, playing Uno: Skip, skip, skip, skip, wild card, draw four, blue, draw two, uno, I win.
Husband: Wow. I'm bleeding.
Wife: I hope it's from the ass, because that's where I just raped you.
Husband: God, I love you.

Dec 4th

College student’s desk.

Dec 3rd

I feel weird putting my email up here. I wonder if I’ll ever get anything.

Dec 3rd

New Phone

I got a new phone but I don’t know how to post a picture of it since the only working camera I...

Dec 3rd

Me: *singing A Whole New World to Alyssa*
Alyssa: I don't have any underwear on.

Dec 2nd

Explosm.net

Dec 2nd

True Fact… wait! - Explosm.net

Dec 1st